It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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