would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I wear drunk well.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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