apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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