its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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