That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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