So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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