y did u give ur computer a hand job?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i need an iv and a liver transplant
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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