Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Screwed.edu
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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