I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
