ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
How's work?
Spinning.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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