He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
