ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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