When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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Dicks are not precious.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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