Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize