belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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