We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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