living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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