why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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