Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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