Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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