need another drink. this is the easiest way
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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