i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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