I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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