Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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