You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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