i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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