id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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