Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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