I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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