I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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