sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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