Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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