So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
