They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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