Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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