We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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