sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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