I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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