you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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