This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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