Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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