It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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