it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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