Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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