worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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