No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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