Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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