it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I believe in your delicious
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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