i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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