we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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