If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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