we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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