Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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