It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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