his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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