Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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