So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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