Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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